Human zoo

Another dismal day in the office. I have spent my most enjoyable half hour watching a pair of wagtails patrol up and down the roof ledge catching miniscule insects and generally wagging a lot. The idiocy of salespeople continues to amaze me. I used to be shielded from them, sat in a nice quiet corner of the office. They only approached me if they wanted something and had to be civil. Now I've been moved to a busier part of the building, I get to observe them go about their routine strutting and posturing to their peers. It's all a bit Desmond Morris. One today was bemoaning the fact that other road users automatically treat him as a w@nker just because he drives a bmw with a personalised number plate. I like the reverse logic. He's not a w@nker because he drives a bmw, he drives one in the first place because he is a w@nker. It's his fate.